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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Jake Simms, originally from Kansas, living in New York, working at the growing Sanborn Media Factory, and this is where I drop some random bits of information. Chances are, there will be no common theme for posts…so here we go. 

I initially started this site as a way to live blog a road trip to Montreal that involved a 12-passenger van, 7 friends, and a lot of weird. The trip ended, but cleanliness remains.</description><title>Ray Finkle and a Clean Pair of Shorts</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @finkleandthecleanshorts)</generator><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/</link><item><title>Zach shaves his beard. Awesome…</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ern05WkB6DptooS2g0K3PA" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Ern05WkB6DptooS2g0K3PA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zach shaves his beard. Awesome…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/434983127</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/434983127</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:02:19 -0500</pubDate><category>SNL</category></item><item><title>therealjanelle:

[ by way of ]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz0bwMMuO1qz4s9io1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therealjanelle.tumblr.com/post/434863316/by-way-of" target="_blank"&gt;therealjanelle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;[ &lt;a href="http://jstn.cc/post/434828450" target="_blank"&gt;by way of&lt;/a&gt; ]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/434981467</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/434981467</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:01:00 -0500</pubDate><category>maps</category><category>zelda</category><category>nyc</category><category>brooklyn</category></item><item><title>"And that’s where the song implicates us. The line says we’ve discarded this notion of..."</title><description>“And that’s where the song implicates us. The line says we’ve discarded this notion of America. Not the false vision of small-town purity in Reagan’s “shining city on a hill” speech, a boastful corruption of the sermon by John Winthrop from which the phrase is taken. What we’ve left back there in the dust through cynicism or disappointment or weariness, is the belief in America as a shared enterprise, as a constant tension between hard reality and unrealized dream. The people and the towns in this video are under a spell. It’s as if they are living among the replicas of America in a land where the very idea of America has become something childish we have to put aside in order to become adults.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Charles Taylor, “That Same Small Town in Each of Us”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/426542352</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/426542352</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:57:04 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>small town</category><category>america</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Damn you Damon Albarn...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqbqpBavf1qzq0cn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are destroying my music listening enjoyment. Ever since I’ve stumbled upon the new Gorillaz album streaming on &lt;a title="Gorillaz " href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124114812&amp;ps=cprs" target="_blank"&gt;NPR&lt;/a&gt; everything else has been bland, tasteless and just fucking boring.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cut Copy: nope&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Daft Punk: nope&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve even tried to mix it up; Fanfarlo, Edward Sharpe, Eddie Bo, Funkadelic, Bat for Lashes, Wilco: nope&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The only things to come close to the texture of “Plastic Beach” is Yeasayer (All Hour Cymbols) and Yeah Yeah Yeahs (It’s Blitz!). They are the only reason I haven’t already listened to your new stuff 10 times in two days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway…damn you for destroying what is normally a full day of enjoying music. Hopefully this is just temporary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lastly, thank you for putting out music that continues to raise the bar. I don’t say this for most albums, but I will be putting money towards this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/424979919</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/424979919</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:36:22 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>gorillaz</category><category>npr</category><category>damon albarn</category><category>streaming</category></item><item><title>"Just as bloggers have two basic options - write original content or become a central link warehouse..."</title><description>“Just as bloggers have two basic options - write original content or become a central link warehouse - musicians now can either mold the musical blocks for other “secondary” artists or build the “spaceship” from the publicly available kit. But these are not equal options. I doubt that anyone will sample Kanye’s “Stronger.” It’s a dead-end, a cultural vasectomy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;W. David Marx and Nick Sylvester&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/424727454</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/424727454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>quote</category><category>girl talk</category><category>kanye</category></item><item><title>Gorillaz "Plastic Beach" Preview</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124114812&amp;ps=cprs"&gt;Gorillaz "Plastic Beach" Preview&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Don’t mind if I do…thanks @wesleypoer&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/422281416</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/422281416</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:09:49 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>gorillaz</category><category>dirty</category></item><item><title>mikehudack:


evangotlib:


kevin:

brooklynmutt:

92y:

WOW.



...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygrhtGjC51qzsl3do1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mhudack.com/post/413778441/evangotlib-kevin-brooklynmutt-92y" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;mikehudack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/413770879" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;evangotlib&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevin.tumblr.com/post/413768599/brooklynmutt-92y-wow" target="_blank"&gt;kevin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brooklynmutt.com/post/413752574/92y-wow" target="_blank"&gt;brooklynmutt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://92y.tumblr.com/post/413734836/wow" target="_blank"&gt;92y&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WOW.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/413792215</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/413792215</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:10:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Silverlake sunrise, 2/25/2010</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfdtnu12t1qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Silverlake sunrise, 2/25/2010&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/412227635</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/412227635</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:35:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Note to self</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger?wasRedirected=true"&gt;Note to self&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Read more about Henry Darger.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/410271611</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/410271611</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:49:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Some solid Olympic pics up on the LA Times.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3o46lWDU1qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some solid Olympic pics up on the &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-2010-winter-olympics-hi-res-html,0,3208212.htmlstory?track=rss" target="_blank"&gt;LA Times&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/398868919</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/398868919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:48:06 -0500</pubDate><category>Olympics</category><category>photos</category></item><item><title>Not Eating Out in New York</title><description>&lt;a href="http://noteatingoutinny.com/?utm_source=GothamList&amp;utm_campaign=79121eb35b-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&amp;utm_medium=email"&gt;Not Eating Out in New York&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/397118398</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/397118398</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:54:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Already tweeted this one, but wanted it up on tumblr.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwpesVcU41qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Already tweeted this one, but wanted it up on tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391615824</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391615824</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:32:17 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>yeasayer</category><category>bowery</category><category>nyc</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwpc2eqRq1qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391613122</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391613122</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:30:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwpagTnXY1qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391611530</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391611530</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:29:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwp87Cs6a1qzpv7qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391609347</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391609347</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:28:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>50+ MMJ Covers</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2010/01/11/the-my-morning-jacket-covers-archive-50-covers-2/"&gt;50+ MMJ Covers&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391231053</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/391231053</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:35:15 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>my morning jacket</category></item><item><title>Allen Fieldhouse, Pre-Game before the Border War 2010.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-xojGEtmpk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-xojGEtmpk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Allen Fieldhouse, Pre-Game before the Border War 2010.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/355102664</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/355102664</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:07:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah."</title><description>“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Abraham Simpson&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/352890963</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/352890963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:21:42 -0500</pubDate><category>border war</category><category>kansas</category><category>missouri</category></item><item><title>Border War tonight suckas!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6WWn-kndgQg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6WWn-kndgQg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Border War tonight suckas!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/352884463</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/352884463</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:16:00 -0500</pubDate><category>kansas</category><category>jayhawks</category><category>border war</category><category>basketball</category></item><item><title>itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: Hey!! Hey!! Philly Phrenetic! Philly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvf605Ktk01qzaz00o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itsalwayssunny.tumblr.com/post/350178704/charlie-hey-hey-philly-phrenetic-philly" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;itsalwayssunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Charlie&lt;/b&gt;: Hey!! Hey!! Philly Phrenetic! Philly Phrenetic! Huge fan, man, seriously.&lt;br/&gt; *Phrenetic offers a hug*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Charlie&lt;/b&gt;: Are you serious? Do you mean that!? Ahhah! Alright, now, seriously. Man to man, mascot to mascot, I was wondering maybe if you could get me in the game, ya know? Maybe hook me up with a Greenman routine, we’ll do it at the stadium together—&lt;br/&gt; *Phrenetic belly-bumps Charlie*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Charlie&lt;/b&gt;: Alright, dude. I’m trying to talk to you, dude. I’m trying to have a conversation with you and you’re belly-bumpin’ me. Alright, s—&lt;br/&gt; *Phrenetic offers a five*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Charlie&lt;/b&gt;: Alright, I’ll give y— Don’t big league me here, man. LOOK! I’m trying to have a conversation with the man behind the mask, I feel like you’re big leaguing me, dude. Are you taking me seriously?&lt;br/&gt; *fight breaks out*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guy #1&lt;/b&gt;: That guy’s beatin’ on the Phrenetic!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guy #2&lt;/b&gt;: Dude, is that a hate crime?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guy #1&lt;/b&gt;: Nah, it’s not a hate crime.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guy #2&lt;/b&gt;: Wanna hammer his ass anyway?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guy #1&lt;/b&gt;: Definitely.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/350997213</link><guid>http://finkleandthecleanshorts.com/post/350997213</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:25:52 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
